Substituting for My Brother at Court, the Entire Civil and Military Court Joined Me in Gossiping

Feng Zexuan bound herself to a gossip system and disguised herself as a man to attend court in place of her brother. Gossiping was fun enough already, but she never expected to blow up the entire imperial court on her very first day~ “The emperor only lasts three seconds?” “What!? All eighteen male companions of the princess actually belong to the prince consort?” “The Vice Minister of Rites would rather become a eunuch just to… hatch eggs?” One earth-shattering scandal after another exploded across the court. The officials suffered and enjoyed every second of it, while even the emperor unknowingly became addicted to eating gossip. Feng Zexuan panicked: I only wanted to earn enough gossip points to cure my brother before running away!! The emperor slammed the table: Gossip… no, War God! I hereby grant you the title King of Northern Suppression. My empire needs you! The crown prince immediately agreed: This palace also wishes to hear gossip… no, to study the art of governance! The entire court cried out together: If Your Highness skips court for even one day, our happiness is gone!! Feng Zexuan collapsed in despair: I just wanted to be a lazy salted fish. How did I become the center of power?! Everyone answered in unison: Because Your Highness deserves it!!!