Senior Brother’s Little Menace

Senior Brother’s Little Menace Senior Brother was ruined, lying in bed on a hunger strike and begging for death. I perked up instantly! In the morning, I l**ked his food. At noon, I peed in his water cup. At night, I launched myself onto him like I was holding a rooftop rave! Then I wagged my tail beside him with the most obnoxious smugness and taunted, “Come hit me! Hit me!” Senior Brother was so furious he polished off two bowls of rice in a row! Later, the Junior Sister who had hurt him came looking for him again. With tears in her eyes, looking pitiful enough to break anyone’s heart, she said, “Senior Brother, marrying Third Senior Brother was never what I wanted…” I put on my nastiest little act and limped around in front of them, imitating the way he walked. The fake-innocent Junior Sister: “…” Senior Brother: “…” He immediately took off his shoe and gripped it in his hand. “If you’re done talking, then leave. You’re blocking me from beating the dog.”