A Date with a Rugged Man

In order to land the rugged hunk hauling bricks at a construction site, I deliberately went there to sell boxed lunches. The rugged hunk asked me, “Why’d you come out here to do this?” I sighed. “My family is poor. What about you?” He sighed too. “Ah’m the same.” We instantly felt like kindred spirits. Later, my dad forced me to attend the birthday banquet of the Crown Prince of Beijing Circle. My dad advised me, “If you have time to fool around with some wild man, you might as well curry favor with the Crown Prince of Beijing Circle.” But I stared at the Crown Prince of Beijing Circle’s face, which looked exactly like that wild man’s. And fell into deep thought. I asked, “Do you happen to have a twin brother who was lost outside the family?” He smiled. “Ah’m an only child.” The next second, he elegantly crossed his legs. “Sorry. It’s a little hard to switch back.” Me: “???”